As many of you know, I am a scambaiter. Basically I waste scammers time while I get as much information I can to pass on to the ACCC Scamwatch division here in Australia.
So let’s meet another scammer I baited back in 2018. This guy is an absolute wanker. I pretty much wanted to poke rusty nails into my eyeballs talking to him because he was so fucking dumb.
I actually want Chongo Bongo back! Can you believe that? How desperate am I? LOL
Soft 6ers might understand at the end of this saga!
Well hold onto your hats groovers, It’s time to meet…
***Sorry for doubling up. The editor isn’t letting me crop anything…
Time passed and then this….
Ok what in the living hell have I caught here?????
This guy has his script and has no clue how to get off it LOL
Or progress it.
Seriously? KILL ME NOW!
Actually, KILL KELVIN NOW!
And more time passed….,
Let’s see if he advances at all on the script….,
And this is when boredom distracted me and I ended up sending KELVIN the screenshot I was meant to post on facebook. OOPS LOL. Kelvin disapproved with a big fat thumbs down.
See next screenshot below LOL
Sorry it’s so blurry. Screenshots have come a long way since then!
So then this is where we ramped things up in the facebook group! I had chatted on my own with Kelvin up until this point. Now it was time for the Facebook gang to get interactive.
Here we go!
We’ll let that sink in for a little….
The screenshot left out one tiny detail.
He laugh emojied Adele 😂
And I waited, and I waited…. waited for something super personal.
And I waited.
This better be good when he finally replies!
Could he now come up with an embarrassing thing about himself?
Let’s hope so….
Here it is!!!
“Or what do you think?” has been replaced by “Are you there”.
Again, kill me now.
And by the way, why didn’t you kill me now the first time I asked?
Ok… on we go LOL
And just in case he needed a gif to explain “embarrassment”, I obliged.
And then came more suggestions!
This was the first one!
So here we go!
And then we got some information for me to pass on thanks to “his” pic!
I LOVE my facebook group!
And just like that Kelvin has had to go on patrol in Mexico.
We will be back when Kelvin is back.
I still plan to use some of the suggestions you gave and will definitely tell him about my extra toes. I will also send him the nappy/diaper picture…,
But in the meantime, we need the steamy pictures so I can stockpile them for my darling fiance!
Wow. What a ride. Kelvin, you are boring as bat shit but that my dear is what makes you perfect for The Soft Series!
No wait. You are perfect all on your own.
And then a lively conversation started about this photo…., so try to memorise it as much as you can, although you can always scroll back up if you need to relive the joy of it all…
And then good God, Kelvin returned…
So I told the Facebook group that he wanted to know my job. I was thinking I might help men who have a Coprophilia fetish, namely they are aroused by my shit and my shitty nappies
And it seems my Kelvin isn’t the only Kelvin scamming people out there….
Although sadly, I did go to hangouts. I did message Kelvin and just like that, he vanished into thin air.
This is the reality of scambaiting. You win some, you lose some. All I got out of this jerk was the fake Facebook profile and an email address, both of which were forwarded to the ACCC, BUT we did waste a lot of his time and had a few laughs along the way.
This episode was brought to you by the letter K and the country of Mexico.
Until next time, stay groovy and don’t get scammed!