Good evening groovers!
Where we left off last time? Things were not looking good. Not looking good at all!
Princess Buttercup told Big Daddy Yo that Barry was still alive and her life was in danger. Big Daddy Yo responded by asking her to get him a new VPN and a gadget with better video capabilities. Look, to be honest, his reaction was not surprising but the fact is Big Daddy Yo is a massive arsehole.
It’s time. It’s time to nip this saga that has consumed my life for way too many months in the bud. Or what do you think? It was time to find the perfect punchline for this saga. It was time.
So tonight/this afternoon/this morning…. wherever you are…. get comfy, get snacks, get alcohol, get stoned….get whatever you need and sit back and enjoy Episode 30: Thunder! Na na na na, na na na na!
Yeek! How does Big Daddy Yo respond to that?
Groovers, check out the dates. THREE WEEKS passed and then that’s what he came back with? LMAO
Exactly Cindy. What the actual fuck?
And now, as The Soft 6 draws to a close, the author isn’t protecting this piece of shit scammers fake identity anymore. Remember this name and avoid him at all costs!
Thanks for indulging me. You really can’t ever have too many dadbod memes and gifs!
Ok, moving right along!
Mr Lawyer! LMAO. Mr Lawyer! Another legendary Big Daddy Yo moment!
Like, truly! Everyone needs to top up their drinks, pour a new one…. just get onto it!
Right. Feeling much better after that much needed vodka at 9.37am.
Where were we?
Oh, that’s right.
Chongo Bongo is being a cunt.
And here, dear fans of The Soft 6, is the moment where this story took a rapid and unexpected turn culminating in a swift ending.
But like all good tv shows, if this doesn’t blow your minds and your tits and you don’t look back and reflect on this amazing journey we took together, then all I can say is the last 4 months of my life have been a waste….
Once again, for dramatic effect…
One more time….
And one more time… only because the cropping feature on wordpress is playing up….
And this. This is the last thing Chongo Bongo said before blocking me and ending The Soft 6 once and for all.
And PS motherfucker, it’s WASTE.
Or what do you think?
Thank you, to each and every one of you. You’ve been amazing and ignited my writing fire and for that I’ll always be grateful xxx
There will be a Season 3 of The Soft 6 but with flesh blood!
And now, let’s take a look at how the original fans of The Soft 6 handled the ending of this tumultuous love story…. (I’ve cropped all of the gifs/memes etc because there are many and scribbling out names is time consuming but thanks to each and everyone of you!)
Some of our favourite moments in The Soft 6. Share yours too as we drink away our tears.
Mine will always be “Suck my dick”.
NUMBER 1: A walk down memory lane of some of our favourite moments in The Soft 6
NUMBER 2: Never forget Barry RIP
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST, NUMBER 6
Thank you and see you again in a new series sometime soon!
Oh and a timely reminder,
DO NOT ACCEPT A FRIEND REQUEST FROM THIS MAN!
Stay Groovy everyone…
Don’t Get Scammed!