Welcome back to The Soft 6.
Where we left off last time, Princess Buttercup finally told Big Daddy Yo her secret.
Well, she pretty much told him that she, not the shark, killed Barry.
She also told Big Daddy Yo that she thinks Barry is alive and she’s now in hiding, in fear of her life.
She ALSO told Big Daddy Yo her name is CLITORIA (I had to explain where Tori came from and I sure as shit wasn’t telling him my full name).
So how did Big Daddy Yo react?
Well he talked about himself…. of course.
This episode requires ANYTHING strong in your house. Grab a drink, grab drugs, heck, grab Fabio!
Whatever it takes, because you’re going to need it!
And now this is my favourite line from BDY ever…. especially because I am totally ripping off the plot of an Australian TV show…
No shit Sherlock!
Actually, maybe the snitch comment is my favourite BDY line ever. But hang on, another ripper is coming up!
Now THIS guy is actually funny. I’ll pay that last comment. That’s GOLD!
So PB has just told the man who loves her that she murdered her husband and how does he react?
She tells him she might die and what does he say?
And since then he’s talked about Flight 350 and a VPN….
What a guy!
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Ok, we’re back!
Is this finally the end? Like really, truly, absolutely ruly the end of this story? Or what do you think?
Stay tuned til the next Episode of The Soft 6 where these questions might be answered.
Stay cool groovers and don’t get scammed!