Episode 28: Something is foul…,

Last time on The Soft 6, Big Daddy Yo asked Princess Buttercup to travel to Turkey to find his box.

Yes.

His fucking box.

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Tonight, does PB convince Big Daddy Yo that this mission should be aborted?

Grab yourself some snacks, a stress ball and a bottle of Wild Turkey for here it is folks, Episode 28 of The Soft 6, “Something is foul”…,

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YEEP!

Princess Buttercup didn’t want to be grumpy all the time.  She tried so hard to lighten the mood but scammers get their way by intimidating and scaring people…. lucky it didn’t work on PB but on the downside?  I was constantly in a state of disdain every time we spoke… and yet, like her giant man baby soldier…. she soldiered on!

And a new day dawned…

Well, in fact, several did…

So….many days passed with little communication. Was Big Daddy Yo still sulking? Princess Buttercup was tired of him to be honest. There was only one thing left to do. Work out a way to end this saga once and for all.

It was time for Princess Buttercup to bring her Scammer A-Game on!

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Hold onto your hats folks!

This is it!

Scammer Buttercup Inc, take the wheel!

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The greatest two words to ever be uttered by a Nigerian scammer…

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And as usual Big Daddy Yo makes it ALL about him! FFS poor PB is trying to tell him the worst thing imaginable and that fucker just wants to know if he is real in her heart…..

LOSER

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Am a good listener?  A brick would be a better listener!

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Big Daddy Yo has the attention span of a gnat! Can you believe that last comment? PB just told him she murdered Barry and his reply? My leave wasn’t approved….

Can BDY focus on this story and find out why PB is in fear of her life?

Find out after this word from our sponsors.

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Right. Where were we? Oh yeah, BDY is being a fuckwit and PB has a story to tell.

Brace yourselves Soft Sixers. This is getting real!

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And this, dear viewers, is where we end our episode….

There’s a lot to digest, right?

Will Big Daddy Yo stop talking about himself and think about what Princess Buttercup has just told him?

Well tune in next time to find out!

This episode has been brought to you by the letters M U R D E R and a turkey!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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