Last time on The Soft 6, Big Daddy Yo and Princess Buttercup were talking about investing in the Tasmanian Devil Park in between fighting. A LOT. Things were looking grim. Poor Princess Buttercup was walking on egg yolks and Big Daddy Yo, came out with some pearlers but let’s face it, was also being a fuckwit.
Until he asked PB to LAY her love on him.
How did PB take this?
Grab a blanket, a stiff drink and credit to Weird Al Yankovic, “Get yourself an egg and beat it’ and settle in for Episode 27 of The Soft 6: Are these two yolking?
Where we left off last time….
I just get past yolks about chickens.
IS LAID? LMAO
It’s true! Princess Buttercup did not insist to know what happened to his box?
What the fuck DID happen to the box?
*insert scary music*
I AM TRULY STARTING TO WRITE LIKE HIM. EVEN WORSE THAN HIM.
Apologies!
He’s ramping up the copy pasting!
And then this emoji response comes from him below which is weirdly appropriate now in 2020! #covid19
Has this Big Daddy Yo just discovered emojis? I kind of regret not responding to him in emoji from the start now…..
So where were we? Oh that’s right, Princess Buttercup was busy eating an egg.
And a new day dawns…
Shite, dude knows his Lionel Richie and he’s onto PB…. change tack…..
Quick word from our sponsors groovers….
And enough small talk he thinks. Time to get my scam on…
So, does PB convince BDY this is a mission that needs to be aborted?
Or does she agree to fly to Turkey to retrieve the box?
Stay tuned groovers for the next exciting episode!
This episode was brought to you by the number 8675309 and an egg.
