Previously on The Soft 6, Big Daddy Yo was now being played by “The Almost Likeable Chongo Bongo”. His command of the English language was much better, he used OMG and emojis like a pro, and remember not only was he getting stiff but he also blew Princess Buttercup’s mind with this amazing picture of what he would like to do with her when they were in bed… basically, spoon………wow. Contain yourselves groovers, this guy is a STUD!
Is the same guy back again? And how will Princess Buttercup handle chatting to this gushy twit instead of that other angry little douchelord?
And is the scam we have all been waiting for about to happen?
Grab some wine, some vodka, some rum, something…..and hold onto your hats for another episode of The Worst Scammer in the World…. I mean, The Soft 6!
Here’s what that sexy man has planned when he and Princess Buttercup finally meet in person!
Where does he get these cheesy pics from? And yeah, that pic above is precisely how I imagine Chongo Bongo and I!
And now he starts googling Romantic Lines 101
Grab the barf bags peeps!
To a commercial break Batman!
Phone and laptop are in overdrive and need rebooting…
Post romance…. or stalking gifs…. or commercials…. whatever you think is suitable.
Back right after this break!
So Princess Buttercup is trying to be as disinterested as possible. Will Big Daddy Yo finally get the hint?
Let’s see…
And a new day dawns….
OMG is he about to propose?
Or did he just propose?
Not only has he proposed, he is also correcting his typos now!
This is true love!
So we have a proposal, love is in the air, happiness abounds….. will something burst their bubble of joy?
JUST MOURNING!!!??????
Oh no! Whatever could have happened. Who is Big Daddy Yo mourning?
This is grim. So grim.
Join us next time on The Soft 6 to find out who has broken Big Daddy Yo’s heart……