Where were we? Oh that’s right, Princess Buttercup had only 5% of battery left on her phone and besides, she was on holiday in her campervan and the last thing she wanted to do was spend too much time talking to Big Baby Yo. He really is a nasty piece of work AND the worst scammer in the history of scammers.
Surely they realise she despises him? How can they get her back on side so they can start trying to fleece her of Barry’s fortune?
By bringing back “Amost Likeable Chongo Bongo”, that’s how. Well that might be being a bit too kind. It’s the Chongo Bongo who calls her “honey” and seriously must have googled “Cheesy lines to use on a woman” and is good at copy/pasting them into Google Hangouts. At any rate, he’s more fun to talk to than that other angry and mean little shithead.
So light a candle, put on some Kenny G and sit back and watch the saga continue to unravel….
Here it is folks, Episode 23 of The Soft 6.
HERE WE GO!
Time for everyone to meet my van Gidget! This is an actual pic of the two of us LOL
Who is this guy?
Where did he come from with his proper grammar and sense of humour?
Is there a new Chongo Bongo in town?
Will he return again or will that miserable, whiny, douchelord return?
These questions can only be answered when you join us next time for Episode 24 of The Soft 6.
This episode has been brought to you by the letters WTF and the number 69.
