The Soft 6 Returns! Episode 15: Who’s my Daddy Yo?

THE SOFT 6

 

SEASON 1 RECAP

Ok groovers, to get some of you up to speed who may not know what The Soft 6 is about.  Essentially, The Soft 6 is a love story between a 22 year old Nigerian scammer – I call him Chongo Bongo – posing as an almost 53 year old American soldier – Big Daddy Yo – who is trying to scam something out of a wealthy widow, Princess Buttercup (played by me) whose husband Barry was tragically eaten by a shark.  I am also a Tasmanian comedian with clearly way too much time on my hands.

If you have joined us for the first time I highly recommend you start this blog at the very beginning to fully understand what the fuck this is all about.

For those returning, here’s a quick recap:

  • after several months of communicating, to date the only thing Big Daddy Yo has tried to scam out of Princess Buttercup is a birthday cake!
  • Chongo Bongo also holds the honour of possibly being the most boring and useless scammer of all time.  He is very unlikable and incredibly annoying

BUT TONIGHT EXPECT A TWIST!

It seems Scammers HQ in Nigeria have let a new Big Daddy Yo take the wheel.  This one is almost…. ummmm…. pleasant!  For those of you close to dying of boredom with the “old” Big Daddy Yo and almost giving up on “The Soft 6” and going back to reruns of “The Golden Girls”, please give this epic love story one more chance.

The producers (me) have been so excited to put this episode of The Soft 6 together for you so please, grab a blanket and a cup of tea (if it’s winter where you are) or a sunhat and a Pina Colada (if you are enjoying warmer weather) for here it is folks.  Season 2 of The Soft 6!  Episode 15:  Who’s My Daddy Yo?

We kick off with him trying to scam a birthday cake….

You heard me!  A BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!

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WAIT FOR IT….. WAIT FOR IT….. A MOST UNUSUAL FORM OF TORTURE IS BEING SUGGESTED BY BIG DADDY YO…..

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Wait a minute….. is he finally about to scam?

 

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And Princess Buttercup gave him some minutes…..many many minutes….

Did he come back?

Does Big Daddy Yo ask for more things?

Were the cake and the undies and the gadgets not enough?

Stay tuned for Episode 16 of “The Soft 6″….or should we say “The Hard 6″… because coming soon we have our first R rated episode!

This episode was brought to you by Atari and the letters PG.

 

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